Comments on: Widgets

By: Bret

Bret — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 07:49:45 +0000

These boots are made for Walker, Texas Ranger.

By: Shane

Shane — Wed, 27 May 2009 10:34:02 +0000

Chuck Norris recently started his own social networking site called “Facekick”. As you can imagine, NO ONE wants to join.

By: ricslick

ricslick — Tue, 26 May 2009 17:57:31 +0000

Nobody Beats The Wiz… Except Chuck Norris.

By: Matthew yuriar

Matthew yuriar — Mon, 04 May 2009 06:47:19 +0000

Chuck Norris Is the only one who can Shoot you with a Knife and Stab you with a Gun.

By: Spooky

Spooky — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 12:25:19 +0000

The reason for the bite in Apples logo is because Chuck Norris got hungry

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 05:30:27 +0000

Chuck Norris can breathe is space

By: Bret

Bret — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 05:52:56 +0000

When your only tool is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a nail. When your only tool is Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick, every problem starts to look like a corpse.

By: Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:18:46 +0000

Whenever Chuck Norris catches someone making up a new fact about him he squeezes the person’s head until it pops like a fattened tick, because most of the facts are stupid and Chuck likes his facts to be cool.

By: person

person — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:43:30 +0000

God created Man. Chuck Norris created women.

By: tbone

tbone — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 03:21:22 +0000

Remember everyone, ole Chuck may be super-human, but he’s not evil. Let’s praise his feats of awsomeness, not so much his ability to kill people.