Comments on: Chuck Norris Widget 2.0 is finished!

By: The Deej

The Deej — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 23:55:12 +0000

Chuck Norris has 2 speeds….walk and kill

By: maligorvna

maligorvna — Sun, 28 Jan 2007 12:21:06 +0000

They once made ‘Chuck Norris printed toilet paper’ They stopped production because it wouldnt take S*** form No one!

By: jen

jen — Sun, 28 Jan 2007 08:46:05 +0000

chuck norris doesnt sleep, he waits.

By: bob

bob — Sat, 20 Jan 2007 18:51:36 +0000

Chuck norris does know how much chuck can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. 47

By: Udie

Udie — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 05:42:55 +0000

Despite commen beleif, their is no ‘Chick Noris’

By: Udie

Udie — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 05:42:30 +0000

You think whales have big dicks, look at Chuck Noris

By: dave

dave — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 14:57:08 +0000

It is commonly believed that Neil Armstring was the first man to walk on the moon in 1969. However, in 1920, Chuck Norris competed in the Olympic high jump contest and accidentally hit his head on the moon. This is often not recorded for what happened after: Chuck Norris got so mad at the moon he round-house-kicked it, destroying it, and sending debris back to the Earth killing everyone in the olympic stadium. Most people think it was a bomb, but nobody has seen the second of Earth’s two moons ever sice. (There was one man who survived, a crazy man at the nacho stand. However, nobody believes his story. Why did he live? Chuck Norris was getting hungry.)

By: Tom Lynch

Tom Lynch — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 23:50:15 +0000

YAY you used my dracula fact!! woooot
chuck norris was the first man to climb mount everest. he waits there and kicks the fingers and noses off those who climb.

By: enigma of death

enigma of death — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 23:37:00 +0000

Chuck Norris is really buff. He is so buff that he is buff. Really buff.

By: josh

josh — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 19:33:04 +0000

You think that old faithful is just a geyser, it is actually earth peeing on itself every time it thinks about chuck norris.

chuck norris walks around his house naked because his clothes are afraid of him.

Nancy Kerrigan was actually hacked in the leg by chuck norris because she was attempting to steal chuck’s patented round house kick

people think that they have seen alligators in the sewers, in actuality they are chuck norris’ terds.

Katrina was actually spauned when chuck farted on a match

Chuck Norris is actually the reason cows have white milk

Season one of walker texas ranger is actually used as military training video for the secret service

When chuck quits breathing the earths gravitational pull will cease to exist

and one more….

When chuck norris goes bowling, he always throws strikes because the pins fall before he enters the building.

The destruction of the rainforest is actually caused from chuck practicing his round house kicks

wait one more…

Global warming is actually caused by chuck pooting not mere humans.