Chuck Norris Widget 2.0 is finished!
By Natan Yellin on Nov 17, 2006 in Chuck Norris
I just finished updating the widget. The widget now has 674 facts included (thank you everyone that gave me new facts). It also has a much nicer design. There is a slight delay when it starts up, and I’ll try to fix that in a future version. You can download it here. Please keep on submitting facts for version 3. And here is a screenshot.
By the way, for those of you that don’t know, widgets are mini programs that run on Macs (computers made by Apple). If you don’t have a Mac, you can’t use the widget.
Chuck Norris can be used as a verb.
Josh | Nov 28, 2006 | Reply
Chuck Norris can drown Jesus
Julian | Nov 28, 2006 | Reply
The only person who can command Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris’s mother, who also happens to be Chuck Norris.
i made that up all by myelf! YAY!
Pierce | Dec 1, 2006 | Reply
Chuck norris failed his blackbelt test… hehe! im not kidding.
Chuck norris was bit by dracula and broke draculas teeth. Then chuck norris roundhouse kicked dracula so hard that all vampires ceased to exist.
Tom Lynch | Dec 3, 2006 | Reply
w00t! u used one of my facts. ty
“Chuck Norris once beat a Korean in an MMORGP.”
MacMan | Dec 4, 2006 | Reply
Chuck Norris didn’t fail his blackbelt test… He accidentally sneezed on his instructor and he died.
admin | Dec 10, 2006 | Reply
You think that old faithful is just a geyser, it is actually earth peeing on itself every time it thinks about chuck norris.
chuck norris walks around his house naked because his clothes are afraid of him.
Nancy Kerrigan was actually hacked in the leg by chuck norris because she was attempting to steal chuck’s patented round house kick
people think that they have seen alligators in the sewers, in actuality they are chuck norris’ terds.
Katrina was actually spauned when chuck farted on a match
Chuck Norris is actually the reason cows have white milk
Season one of walker texas ranger is actually used as military training video for the secret service
When chuck quits breathing the earths gravitational pull will cease to exist
and one more….
When chuck norris goes bowling, he always throws strikes because the pins fall before he enters the building.
The destruction of the rainforest is actually caused from chuck practicing his round house kicks
wait one more…
Global warming is actually caused by chuck pooting not mere humans.
josh | Dec 15, 2006 | Reply
Chuck Norris is really buff. He is so buff that he is buff. Really buff.
enigma of death | Dec 18, 2006 | Reply
YAY you used my dracula fact!! woooot
chuck norris was the first man to climb mount everest. he waits there and kicks the fingers and noses off those who climb.
Tom Lynch | Dec 21, 2006 | Reply
It is commonly believed that Neil Armstring was the first man to walk on the moon in 1969. However, in 1920, Chuck Norris competed in the Olympic high jump contest and accidentally hit his head on the moon. This is often not recorded for what happened after: Chuck Norris got so mad at the moon he round-house-kicked it, destroying it, and sending debris back to the Earth killing everyone in the olympic stadium. Most people think it was a bomb, but nobody has seen the second of Earth’s two moons ever sice. (There was one man who survived, a crazy man at the nacho stand. However, nobody believes his story. Why did he live? Chuck Norris was getting hungry.)
dave | Jan 13, 2007 | Reply
You think whales have big dicks, look at Chuck Noris
Udie | Jan 19, 2007 | Reply
Despite commen beleif, their is no ‘Chick Noris’
Udie | Jan 19, 2007 | Reply
Chuck norris does know how much chuck can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. 47
bob | Jan 20, 2007 | Reply
chuck norris doesnt sleep, he waits.
jen | Jan 28, 2007 | Reply
They once made ‘Chuck Norris printed toilet paper’ They stopped production because it wouldnt take S*** form No one!
maligorvna | Jan 28, 2007 | Reply
Chuck Norris has 2 speeds….walk and kill
The Deej | Apr 20, 2010 | Reply