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Chuck Norris Widget 2.0
I know that many of you thought it would never happen, but very, very, soon my Chuck Norris Widget is going to be updated. The new version will have lots of new facts, a nicer design, and a few other cool features. Post all of your Chuck Norris facts in the comments for this post, and they’ll go into the next version. If you have any other ideas for the widget tell me.
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20 year old undergrad in CS & Physics, co-founder of Freeversation, faux CEO of Politician Market, and former software developer at Check Point.
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What did the world do before Chuck Noris?
The answer, it didn’t
Chuck Noris is not Irish, neither is he any other race, some say he is a god. This is wrong, when asked about this Chuck Noris replies
“Who do you think made the gods?”
Then they are roundhouse kicked into space, unless they have time to think about what Chuck said, in that case, they explode.
Has Chuck Noris ever seen this website? No, if he was ever to see these fact’s he would sue, they are nothing compared to the truth.
Some say the truth will let you free. This is true with Chuck Noris, if you truly knew his power, you would be free….. to go to heaven.
God created hell after Chuck Noris was born. Since his birth, so many people have died, God ran out of space, thus the creation of hell.
Chuck Noris burns fire!
Chuck Noris never look’s into mirrors, if he did, they would break from his good looks.
When Mosias parted the red sea, all bodies of water parted. Not to be outdone, Chuck Noris parted every human being….. through the waist.
Chuck Noris once met a kid named Evan Hamilton. Looking at the kid, and taking pitty, Chuck Noris gave him 1/10000000000000 of his power, today this child is known as superman. In other words it would take 10000000000000 Supermen to defeat Chuck Noris, this would end all life.
Chuck Noris makes black holes.
Chuck Noris once kicked the night sky, it rearanged the sky. Today, when you look at the stars, you will see a picture of Chuck Noris, beard and all.
God is subing for Chuck Noris in heaven, Chuck Noris got bored. When he is done on earth, he will go back to heaven and become god again, and god will go back to earth, and return to being just another lame N.C.N. (non chuck noris)
Smile, unless you have met Chuck Noris, in that case, frown. If you are Chuck Noris, smile, if you arn’t, why are you alive?
Chuck Noris has met the muffin man.
Vampires do exist, Chuck Noris just kicked them onto the moon, they live off cheese.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer met Chuck Noris. That is one vampire she can’t slay.
Chuck Noris doesn’t sleep, in fact he never goes into bed, unless their is alreay someone in it…
You know why China is overpopulated? Chuck Noris went on vacation, to China. If any woman their was virgen, she wasn’t by the time he left.
Chuck Noris is a verb.
Chuck Noris’ name has latin roots. Chuas means pain in latin, and Noris means death. These latin words were created aftin the romans met Chuck Noris.
Chuck Noris’ unit is so big, he can walk on it.
Most men die from drug overdose’s, Chuck Noris blinks.
Chuck Noris melts water.
Chuck Noris can turn sand into glass…..by looking at it.
Hitler didn’t kill himself because of the Red Army, he killed himself because Chuck Noris was outside the ciy.
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-Chuck Norris’ spit is so acidic that when he licks walls, they instantly disintegrate.
-If Chuck Norris gets too hot, he just round-house kicks the sun into another galaxy.
-By breathing on it, Chuck Norris sent the Hubble space telescope into orbit.